does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
i want to talk to you but im ugly
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.
*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people