supermoclel:

sick

(Source: frenums, via foodless)

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

(via foodless)

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

(via foodless)

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

(via jackandthebeanstalker)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via jackandthebeanstalker)

youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:

luminoxxie:

haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

GROSS SOBBING

DON’T TOUCH ME

BUT THE BEST PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST AIRED THE FINALE THEY PLAYED THE VERY FIRST EPISODE IMMEDIATELY AFTER

(via laughingstation)

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via jackandthebeanstalker)

"We don’t talk anymore and you don’t seem to care."

A 10-word story  (via icy-brunette)

(Source: fkvn, via jackandthebeanstalker)

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via pizza)

yoncevevo:

*types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”

image

(via death-by-lulz)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via laugh-addict)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via jackandthebeanstalker)

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

(via jackandthebeanstalker)