ivanoooze:

alright ditto you wise ass

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lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

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dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

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snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

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ugly:

this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight

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yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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