"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"
I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm